Misery is on the hunt for the perfect Crème brûlée torch at The Howl Depot
Please listen to Puttin’ On The Ritz by Taco while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #447: The Triplet
Blobby, the Amorphus Globosus Triplet make’s it’s first appearance in Valley View Cemetery and Lanore hates every minute of it.
Please listen to Spirit Phone by Lemon Demon while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #446: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 6
We want to thank each and every one of you for accompanying Jack on the final leg of his journey to the afterlife. The final chapter of a book does not mean the story is over.
Please listen to Paranoid by Black Sabbath while you enjoy this issue
Valley View Cemetery Issue #445: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 5
We journey with Jack to visit Mictecacihuatl ,pronounced “Mick-teh-kah-see-wah-tl,” Mictecacihuatl is the Aztec goddess of death and the underworld and will be giving Jack his orientation.
Please listen to Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata, first movement while you enjoy this issue.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #444: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 4
Jack continues his journey through the underworld and he meets a couple of familiar faces that are tasked with taking him to orientation to see Mictecacihuatl, the “Lady of the Dead,” an Aztec goddess who rules the underworld.
Please listen to All Along The Watchtower by The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Valley View Cemetery Issue #443: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 3
As we follow Jack on his journey to the underworld, although it may be warmer than usual for fall, depending on where you live, lets take the time to appreciate life and the sleepy renewal of this life that fall and winter brings the spring time. Notice all of the changes around you and take some time for yourself to watch some leaves fall and just be in the moment.
Please listen to Come Sail Away by Styx as you enjoy this week’s issue
Valley View Cemetery Issue #442: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 2
We journey with Jack to the underworld and he meets Anubis to weigh his heart to determine the weight of the chains he’s forged in life and remove all the unnecessary burdens from his past to start anew.
Please listen to Dandy in the Underworld by T.REX while you enjoy this issue.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #441: 2025 Día de Muertos Special Part 1
This year we will follow Jack as he travels through the process of passing on and becoming a spirit. This Día de Muertos, remember everyone who had a positive impact on your life and share those memories with others to keep them alive.
Please listen to The Passenger by Iggy Pop while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #440: How The Dump Stole Halloween Part 5 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
“The soil of a man’s heart is stonier, Louis. A man grows what he can, and he tends it. ‘Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own… always comes home to you.”
We want to thank each and every one of you for enjoying this year’s Valley View Cemetery Halloween Special! We’re going through stony times but we will always have each other.
Please watch Michael Jackson’s Thriller in it’s entirety and prepare yourself to get into the Halloween Spirit. Watch horror movies, eat the treats, cook some good food with friends and family and strangers, be giving. Make people happy. Most importantly, have fun and be yourself, because what makes YOU, no one can take that away. This week’s issue features a celebrity guest the Portland Frog.
Valley View Cemetery Issue #439: How The Dump Stole Halloween Part 4
As we hear the horrifying story of How The Dump Stole Halloween, we reflect on the success of the No King’s Day protests on June 14th, 2025 and October 18th, 2025. For more info go to https://www.nokings.org/
Please listen to Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones while you enjoy this week’s issue.
