Valley View Cemetery Issue #477: Dos Lingos!

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Please listen to Volver, Volver by Vicente Fernandez while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Valley View Cemetery Issue #475: This Land

This land was made for all of us equally. The only true Americans, are native Americans. This phase will come to an end soon.

Please watch the Comparison between the RNC and DNC roll call 2024 for a laugh

Here’s the full DNC 2024 Roll Call

Valley View Cemetery Issue #474: The Form

Endora and Midnight are working in the greenhouse and discussing Thomasin’s potential benefits.

Please listen to The Logical Song by Supertramp while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Valley View Cemetery Issue #473: The Feminine Divine Ritual

We know it’s been hard but we have HOPE. Happy Obama Appreciation Day and YES WE CAN!

Endora has slaved in the kitchen making birria tacos and everyone is excited, then Thomasin has a premonition…Endora is very annoyed.

Please listen to Premonition by MaroMaro while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Valley View Cemetery Issue #472: The Church

The kittens are playing church again and Reverend Little Bela has some things to say.

Please listen to Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum while you enjoy this week’s issue

Valley View Cemetery Issue #471: The Wait

Endora and Midnight have to suffer the immense torture that is the American Emergency Room for a giant piece of glass that is stuck in Midnight’s head. It looks painful, let’s hope he’s OK.

Please listen to Stuck On You by Elvis Presley while you enjoy this week’s issue

Valley View Cemetery Issue #470: The ER

Midnight and Endora show up to the ER to seek care for a giant shard of glass lodged in Midnight’s skull.

Please listen to Heart of Glass by Blondie while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Valley View Cemetery Issue #469: The Glass

An accident has happened at the cemetery. Everyone, stay calm, and try not to panic.

Please listen to Breaking Glass by David Bowie while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Valley View Cemetery Issue #468: Lanore and Fester’s Trial Part 8

We’re so proud of Lanore for her performance at the Chaos Dome. Kid Rock was turned down and Lanore got the gig!

Just like Misery, Lanore and Fester chose peace for the demons instead of demise. Is this a sign of things to come for the Valleyview legacy and the combat trials?

Please listen to VooDoo Child while you enjoy this week’s issue.