Endora and Midnight have to suffer the immense torture that is the American Emergency Room for a giant piece of glass that is stuck in Midnight’s head. It looks painful, let’s hope he’s OK.
Please listen to Stuck On You by Elvis Presley while you enjoy this week’s issue
Midnight and Endora show up to the ER to seek care for a giant shard of glass lodged in Midnight’s skull.
Please listen to Heart of Glass by Blondie while you enjoy this week’s issue.
An accident has happened at the cemetery. Everyone, stay calm, and try not to panic.
Please listen to Breaking Glass by David Bowie while you enjoy this week’s issue.
We’re so proud of Lanore for her performance at the Chaos Dome. Kid Rock was turned down and Lanore got the gig!
Just like Misery, Lanore and Fester chose peace for the demons instead of demise. Is this a sign of things to come for the Valleyview legacy and the combat trials?
Please listen to VooDoo Child while you enjoy this week’s issue.
In the final moments of their battle, Fester and Lanore, in an act of defiance and compassion, restore their twin demon to it’s former glory. We want to thank Fester and Lanore for being so brave and walking to the beat of their own drummer. Just because things have been, doesn’t mean they should be.
FEAR NOT! The series isn’t over yet. Tune in next week for the halftime show of the century!
This year’s Blood Ascension Trial’s Half-Time Show is brought to you by:
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Please listen to Angel by Jimi Hendrix while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Fester and Lanore go head to head with their twin demon opponent. Find out if they’re victorious or if they meet their end.
Please listen to Jimi Hendrix perform The Star Spangled Banner while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Midnight, Lanore, and Fester start the registration process for their demon combat. What do you think Gary likes to do in his spare time?
Please listen to Fire by The Jimi Hendrix Experience while you enjoy this week’s issue.
We walk along the watchtower with Lanore and Fester as they begin their training for their upcoming trial by combat with their demons. Lanore is ambidextrous and plays guitar upside down in the same way Jimi Hendrix does.
Please listen Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Lanore and Fester have a shared, manifesting one of their biggest influences and processing their feelings about their upcoming trials and journey.
Please listen to All Along The Watch Tower by The Jimi Hendrix Experience while you enjoy this week’s issue.
We follow Lanore and Fester’s trial and come to the time where they began mentally preparing and building confidence. They chop mountains and raise sand as they ponder their fates.
Please listen to Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix while you enjoy this week’s issue.
