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We wrote this issue before the 2026 mid-term elections started. We hope you will appreciate and enjoy the next few issues with this in mind.

The Texas Rangers have a long, documented history of racism, brutality, and extrajudicial killings. We gave them butts for faces because we figured it was time their appearance matched their history.

Please listen to Hair of the Dog by Nazareth while you enjoy this week’s issue

Gina Hinojosa:

“Texas, we have shocked the world tonight.”

“My friends, it is morning now.”

“Texas belongs to the people of Texas.”

“We did not end one era of single party rule to usher in another.”

“Your government belongs to you.”

This isn’t a win for Democrats. It’s a win for America.

Blindly voting along party lines or making decisions based on a single issue has always been a dangerous game.

Vote your conscience. Put the country before the party.

We need to be Team USA, not Team Red or Team Blue.

We’re red, white, and blue.

Please listen to We Are The Champions by Queen while you enjoy this week’s issue and victories.

This year our Halloween special is so big, we’re extending it well beyond Halloween. Thank you for reading and enjoy!

Please listen to Ozzy Osbourne’s, Bark at the Moon while you enjoy this week’s issue.

We Stand With Survivors

The young woman at the center of the Cornell 7 sexual assault allegations has shown extraordinary courage by coming forward and demanding accountability, but her story is not an isolated one. Every day, women and girls experience sexual violence, and far too many suffer in silence out of fear of retaliation, humiliation, disbelief, or being failed by the very institutions meant to protect them.

We commend her for standing up and fighting back, but we also recognize the countless survivors who have never felt safe enough to speak. Their silence does not make their suffering any less real, nor does it make them any less courageous.

To every survivor of sexual assault: We see you. We hear you. We stand with you.

Your dignity is not negotiable. Your voice matters, and you deserve justice.

Please listen to White Boy by Bikini Kill while you enjoy this week’s issue

When I was a kid, I thought Hulk Hogan was my hero. He was strong and determined and always rose up when things got tough. Life went on and he and I got older, then it was revealed that he was not as good of a figure as I thought he was. Be your own hero and write your own story. It’s good to gain inspiration from others, just don’t give them the burden of being perfect for you.

This leg of Jasper’s Labors has him going toe-to-toe with Minotaur Hogan in the ring. Will he survive the tower of pain? Let’s find out.

Please listen to Angry Again by Megadeth while you enjoy this week’s issue.

Our writer, A.C. brought up to her father that it would be funny as hell to make a hydra character, but each head is one of the three stooges and he laughed his ass off. So, we present the next leg of The Labors of Jasper Kraken Part 4, the Lernaean Hydra.

Please listen to Rock you Like a Hurricane by Scorpions while you enjoy this week’s issue.

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This Jasper Kraken series was inspired by a combination of Joe Dirt and the Twelve Labors of Hercules. He was originally supposed to be a one-off character, but we thought he was so cool, that he started growing to be one of the biggest characters we’ve ever created.

We would also like to focus support for the hundreds of protesters in east San Antonio to oppose the forming of an ICE Facility in their area. If we do nothing, then we are just as culpable.

Please listen to Master of Puppets by MetallicA while you enjoy this week’s issue.

It’s time for Jasper Kraken to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of gum. Jump in and let’s ride as we kick off The Labors of Jasper Kraken Part 2!

Please listen to Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue while you rock out to this week’s issue.

It is with great pride, we bring you the beginning of the Valley View Cemetery Halloween 2026 Special with Jasper Kraken, in The Labors of Jasper Kraken, starring, Jasper Kraken.

Please listen to Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd while you have your mind blown by this week’s issue.

“I want to thank the people of Ireland for protesting the presence of Trump in their country. I’m proud to see my country of origin hates him as much as I do.” – Finney O’Sullivan

Please listen to AC/DC’s Shoot to Thrill while you enjoy this week’s issue: