Our writer, A.C. brought up to her father that it would be funny as hell to make a hydra character, but each head is one of the three stooges and he laughed his ass off. So, we present the next leg of The Labors of Jasper Kraken Part 4, the Lernaean Hydra.
Please listen to Rock you Like a Hurricane by Scorpions while you enjoy this week’s issue.
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This Jasper Kraken series was inspired by a combination of Joe Dirt and the Twelve Labors of Hercules. He was originally supposed to be a one-off character, but we thought he was so cool, that he started growing to be one of the biggest characters we’ve ever created.
We would also like to focus support for the hundreds of protesters in east San Antonio to oppose the forming of an ICE Facility in their area. If we do nothing, then we are just as culpable.
Please listen to Master of Puppets by MetallicA while you enjoy this week’s issue.
It’s time for Jasper Kraken to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of gum. Jump in and let’s ride as we kick off The Labors of Jasper Kraken Part 2!
Please listen to Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue while you rock out to this week’s issue.
It is with great pride, we bring you the beginning of the Valley View Cemetery Halloween 2026 Special with Jasper Kraken, in The Labors of Jasper Kraken, starring, Jasper Kraken.
Please listen to Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd while you have your mind blown by this week’s issue.
“I want to thank the people of Ireland for protesting the presence of Trump in their country. I’m proud to see my country of origin hates him as much as I do.” – Finney O’Sullivan
Please listen to AC/DC’s Shoot to Thrill while you enjoy this week’s issue:
Gloria Steinem (1934–2026) helped turn women’s equality, abortion rights, and political representation into national political battles. A fierce critic of Donald Trump and a lifelong advocate for reproductive freedom, her legacy remains tangled directly in some of America’s biggest political fights today.
DEAR GRIM REAPER,
YOU’RE TAKING THE WRONG PEOPLE! THE CORRECT TARGET IS ORANGE, FAT, SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND MCDONALDS, AND SITS IN A BIG WHITE BUILDING ON THE EAST COAST!
SINCERELY,
LITTLE GUYZ COMICS
Misery and Lanore want to bring Dolly Parton back and in an act of desperation, they summon Richard Von Hellhound to make a deal.
We want to congratulate Paulette Jordan of Idaho for winning the democratic primary and being the first native American governor in the united states!
Please listen to Jolene by Dolly Parton while you enjoy this week’s issue
Dolly Parton was one of those people who somehow felt bigger than entertainment.
She was talented, funny, unapologetically herself, and seemed to genuinely care about leaving the world a little better than she found it.
There are celebrities you remember for what they made, and there are people you remember for who they were. Dolly was both.
Rest easy, Dolly. You left a hell of a mark.
This week’s issue is dedicated to Dolly Parton and we will be building a little free library in our neighborhood and naming it after her.
Please listen to Coat of Many Colors by Dolly Parton while you enjoy this week’s issue.
There was an incident involving an orca and nudity. Endora and her mother Thomasin can’t seem to agree on the subject matter.
Please listen to Murmaider by Dethklok while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jasper Kraken is back baby! He’s bringing us a gourmet treat from the swamps of south Florida. This issue is not sponsored by Gatorland, but it should be.
Please listen to Jade Street – Iguana while you enjoy this week’s issue.
We want to congratulate Cindy Holscher for the Kansas Governor nomination with the Democratic party. The Coven is extremely proud of you running for their great state of Kansas.
