“I want to thank the people of Ireland for protesting the presence of Trump in their country. I’m proud to see my country of origin hates him as much as I do.” – Finney O’Sullivan
Please listen to AC/DC’s Shoot to Thrill while you enjoy this week’s issue:
Gloria Steinem (1934–2026) helped turn women’s equality, abortion rights, and political representation into national political battles. A fierce critic of Donald Trump and a lifelong advocate for reproductive freedom, her legacy remains tangled directly in some of America’s biggest political fights today.
DEAR GRIM REAPER,
YOU’RE TAKING THE WRONG PEOPLE! THE CORRECT TARGET IS ORANGE, FAT, SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND MCDONALDS, AND SITS IN A BIG WHITE BUILDING ON THE EAST COAST!
SINCERELY,
LITTLE GUYZ COMICS
Misery and Lanore want to bring Dolly Parton back and in an act of desperation, they summon Richard Von Hellhound to make a deal.
We want to congratulate Paulette Jordan of Idaho for winning the democratic primary and being the first native American governor in the united states!
Please listen to Jolene by Dolly Parton while you enjoy this week’s issue
Dolly Parton was one of those people who somehow felt bigger than entertainment.
She was talented, funny, unapologetically herself, and seemed to genuinely care about leaving the world a little better than she found it.
There are celebrities you remember for what they made, and there are people you remember for who they were. Dolly was both.
Rest easy, Dolly. You left a hell of a mark.
This week’s issue is dedicated to Dolly Parton and we will be building a little free library in our neighborhood and naming it after her.
Please listen to Coat of Many Colors by Dolly Parton while you enjoy this week’s issue.
There was an incident involving an orca and nudity. Endora and her mother Thomasin can’t seem to agree on the subject matter.
Please listen to Murmaider by Dethklok while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jasper Kraken is back baby! He’s bringing us a gourmet treat from the swamps of south Florida. This issue is not sponsored by Gatorland, but it should be.
Please listen to Jade Street – Iguana while you enjoy this week’s issue.
We want to congratulate Cindy Holscher for the Kansas Governor nomination with the Democratic party. The Coven is extremely proud of you running for their great state of Kansas.
Jasper Kraken, midnight’s brother, is in town. Have a cold beer and get some music ready, the rest of the summer is gonna be fun.
Please enjoy Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd while you enjoy this week’s issue.
The coven is doing their routine cemetery warding and cleansing to prevent evil spirits from entering or exiting and Lanore is doing her best to contribute.
Please listen to Rock Lobster by The B-52’s while you enjoy this week’s issue.
Misery has written a beautiful poem she would like to share as her mantra during her training routine.
Please listen to the sounds of rain while you enjoy this week’s issue.
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Please listen to Volver, Volver by Vicente Fernandez while you enjoy this week’s issue.
