The Kringles are doing their weekly formal complaint review from the family complaint box and Tiny Tim has lots of insight.

The Kringles are doing their weekly formal complaint review from the family complaint box and Tiny Tim has lots of insight.



In this series, Thomasin tells the real tale of the Unicorn Tapestries without the propagandas of human lies.

Please play Forever Young, by Alphaville while you read along.


Nothing’s ever real until it’s real.
This Halloween and forward, give your best to people, animals, and your environment. It is during tough times that you need to be more selfless and giving, not when times are good. You don’t have to donate a million dollar hospital wing to make changes in this world, you just have to act locally. Be like Kishkah.

I don’t think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed – George A. Romero

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”
― Dawn of the Dead

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they’re where the trouble really lies.
